Monday, April 1, 2013

Have It All - Finally!

Adele had it right when she sang "We could have had it all"... if we had just followed these tips.

 

How to Be a Good Housewife

·        Be a little interesting for your husband. His boring day may need a lift and one of your duties is to provide it.
·        Get your work done, but plan to finish or interrupt task an hour before your husband is expected home, so that you can ready the house, start dinner, and have a drink waiting for him.
·        If you have children, clear them away when your husband comes home from work so that he will feel he has reached a haven of rest and order. Note that this will give you a lift, too.
·        Don't complain if your husband is late for dinner or even if he stays out all night. Count this as minor compared to what he might have gone through at work.
·        Always know your place.


Teachers’ Rules

·        Do not keep company with men.
·        Do not dress in bright colors or dye your hair (under any circumstances).
·        Be home between the hours of 8 pm and 6 am, unless at a school function.
·        Do not loiter downtown in any of the ice cream stores.


And I certainly hope that the “girl germs” epidemic goes global.
 

Sources:
“Rules” for housewives can be found here.
“Rules” for teachers can be found here but also here.